We attended a family Christmas party tonight at my sister’s home in South Jordan. Each family unit was asked to have a talent prepared to share (think “Dan in Real Life” — only less talented). We decided to sing a little song in honor of our little guy, Austin. The words, sung to the tune of “12 Days of Christmas,” are shared below:
On the 12th Day of Christmas, Monster Austin gave to us:
- 12 poopy diapers
- 11 smashed candy canes
- 10 broken branches
- 9 knocked down garbage cans
- 8 unwrapped presents
- 7 spilled hot cocoas
- 6 pulled down stockings
- 5 broken ornaments
- 4 unplugged lights
- 3 tipped stools
- 2 exhausted parents
- and a lump of coal under the tree
He’s a gem.
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Ah, what a cute monster
Jess T!
Thank you so much for the Christmas greeting. I didn’t send any out this year. I barely finished my wedding thank you notes and sending more correspondence was too much to handle; nonetheless, I appreciate your kind photo card. I sincerely hope you’re doing well. I definitely want to catch up with you in the near future.
Take care,
Bryan